SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
You have two cows. One is owned by
You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak.
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a "
SHARJAH SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in
ABUDHABI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. So what? We have Oil.