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SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

NAZISM:

You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:

You have two cows. Both are mad.

LEBANON SYSTEM:

You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the government.

EGYPT SYSTEM:

You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak.

DUBAI SYSTEM:

You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a " Cow City " or "Milk Village " for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media attention.

SHARJAH SYSTEM:

You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai. The cows get stuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cows now.

ABUDHABI SYSTEM:

You have two cows. So what? We have Oil.

Ans. To The Q. No. 69

What goes up & never comes down ?

What is that we cannot see, but is always before you ?

What goes up & down a hill, but never moves ?

You can never wet it ?

What belongs to You, but used by your friends more often you do ?


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Proverbs for Love

* A loveless life is a living death.

* Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

* All's fair in love and war.

* Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

* Better to have loved and lost, than to 

have never loved at all.

* Cold hands, warm heart.

* Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

* Faint heart never won fair lady.

* First impressions are the most lasting.

* Hatred is as blind as love.

* Love and a cough cannot be hid.

* Love does much but money does all.

* Love levels all inequalities.

* Love makes a good eye squint.

* Love sees no faults.

* Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.

* Love to live and live to love.

* Love with life is heaven; and life unloving, hell.

* Man is the head but woman turns it.

* Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

* The course of love never did run smooth.

* The Lord loveth a cheerful liar.

* There is a thin line between love and hate.

* To eat one's heart out.

* True beauty lies within.

* You can't live on bread alone.

English ????

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is “screeched.”

 

“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”

 

The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a tittle.

 

The word “set” has more definitions than any other word in the English language.

 

“Underground” is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters “und.”

 

There are only four words in the English language which end in “-dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

 

The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.

 

The only other word with the same amount of letters is its plural: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.

 

‘Stewardesses’ is the longest English word that is typed with only the left hand.

 

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is “uncopyrightable”.

Yes! You Can Read it !

Believe me, You Can read it. So try it…

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, deosn't mttaer it inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the right pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter byistlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought that slpeling was ipmorantt..

Amazing But True!! Don't Miss to Read It....

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

4. There are two credit cards for every person in the 

United States.

5. “TYPEWRITER” is the longest word that can be made 

using the letters on one row of the keyboard.

6. Women blink (open and close the eye) nearly 

twice as much as men!

7. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

8. It is impossible to lick( Using Tongue) your elbow.

9. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111= 12,345,678,987,654,321

(count out the answer)

10 Question - This is the only food that does not spoil. 

What is this? Answer - Honey.

11. All polar bears are left handed.

12. Butterflies taste with their feet.

13. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

14. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

15. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

16. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

17. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

18. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. 

Am I right? If so, Please comments!!!

 

 

Are You in Love?

12 Signs that proves, you LOVE Someone, Read it from here (TWELVE)

TWELVE
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

ELEVEN
You walk really slow when you're with them.

 

TEN
You feel shy whenever they're around.

NINE
You smile when you hear their voice.

 

EIGHT
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

 

SIX
They're all you think about.

FIVE
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing

ONE
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself

 

Incredible Fruit And Vegetable Arts

Fruit and vegetable are very common name. Now-a-days fruits and vegetable are not use only for eat. Now it becomes a part of Arts.

 Let’s have a look………